Sincerely Annoying

So, here's a subject I never brought up. Do you remember Pretty Girl? Well, she's also Annoying Girl. Don't get me wrong, she's tolerable most of the time and kind of fun to be around but she's just SO ANNOYING! I'll give you a step-by-step example:
Step 1: Teacher comes into room and starts teaching. P Girl listens for a while then starts knitting.
Step 2: Teacher says something P Girl doesn't like, for example " You have two pages of homework today " or " P Girl, I think it would be best if you don't work with your best friend on this project since you two sometimes disrupt the class ".
Step 3: P Girl's eyes widen, before she takes a huge breath and whines " Whaaat?! But that's..not..fair! "
Step 4: P Girl continues whining and complaining, doing physical acts to go along with it, such as twisting or shaking her arms. The whine grows into a cry, then a yell, then finally an ear-splitting cross-between-a-shriek-and-a-holler.
Step 5: People start defending her, " people " as in some of her close friends.
Step 6: The teacher caves and lets Pretty Girl have whatever she wants.

And that is it. If it's something that only affects her, no one will say anything in favor of P Girl. But they never object, either. and so it always ends the same way. Is THIS fair? I don't think so. This particular procedure only works in favor of Pretty Girl and sometimes for one other person who I don't know what to name yet. Anyways, if there is a person like this in your school ( which there probably is ), please comment below and tell us YOUR personal story about unfairness! Or, you can send us an email. Our addresses are right..in this blog..somewhere. But it's there. Just in case, our email addresses are sirinpalm@gmail.com and ferny.2545@gmail.com So, I sincerely wish you a happy week and I hope you will survive school!

No fair!

That's our new theme for the week! For those of you who think we're copying, we're not. It's purely coincidental, we promise :). Expect posts about how people treat others unfairly, the unfairness of the social order, and other things under the topic " No fair! "! That's it for our announcement! Have a wonderful week!

HIFTBK: School

 School's started up again, and so far it's quite fun. I especially like my science teacher ( I'll call her Mary Poppins on this blog) and my social studies teacher ( I'll call him Young Santa Claus on this blog). Mary Poppins is really understanding and she makes learning fun. She makes science really easy to learn.Young Santa Claus is the only western teacher we have who is American. At least, I THINK he is. he could be Canadian, but I highly doubt it. Anyway, he let us play Hot Seat on our first day learning with him. It was so fun! now, enough of teachers. Let's talk about school in particular. By that, I mean the students. Now, there's only one rule to being popular in school. You have to be good-looking. Unfortunately, I am not. So I have to try to live up to the second rule. Be funny. Luckily, I've picked up some great jokes and witty punch lines through the course of my life, so this wasn't really a problem for me. Still, rule No. 2 can only get you so far. I decided that, to become popular, I would have to befriend popular.Good slogan, huh? Well, fortunately, I already have popular friends. Their names are Bouncy Girl and Pretty Girl. Bouncy Girl is only slightly less popular than Pretty Girl, which is surprising, because Bouncy Girl is a lot nicer and less annoying than Pretty Girl. But, then again, Rule No. 1 applies. Pretty Girl is prettier,at least by 7/1 standards ( I don't agree), therefore she is more popular. I've tried to find out and think up more rules for being popular, but all I got was this : Rule No. 1.1 You must be a 'rebel'. This basically just means that you must be a bad student who doesn't pay attention in class and breaks the rules a lot. Well, I'm not that, either. I'm probably the best-behaving student in the class, if not one of. Yes, I know, lame, right? But that's what you're supposed to do (behave)...isn't it?

A New Grade

Since school started, all of you are probably in a new grade. So I thought I'd come up with some helpful guidelines for new students at new schools starting a new grade ( It's hard, I know ). If these rules do not apply to your school, I apologize.

Rule No.1: Be open. Most new kids will choose to keep to themselves and act very shy, especially the girls. DON'T. This will not help you. Instead, try to talk to everyone in the class. Not too much, though. That's annoying. My point is, if you talk and interact with your new classmates, it'll be easier for you to find out where you fit, AND you might even get a new BFF!

Rule No.2: Pay attention. Yes, pay attention. To everything. Listen to your classmates. What's their way of speaking? What are their main interests? What are the social rules? Register all this in your head and adjust yourself accordingly. You don't have to stop being you. Just act acceptable and blend in.

Rule No.3: Be normal. If you have any weird habits, keep them to yourself and try not to show it until you have been accepted as a part of the class. Showing any abnormal actions will instantly make you the "weird kid" everyone avoids or makes fun off. Not a good way to start life in a new school. If that's hard, just try to not be the center of attention. This could lead to you being ignored, though.

So those are the 3 rules of being a new kid. I'm sure there are more so please leave them in the comments! I hope this was helpful!